First post, but I should totally be writing a paper.

So, I've decided to save myself and others the hassle of having to deal with my livejournal. You guys can thank me later. I'm currently supposed to be writing my last paper of college, which is on Herman Melville's "Bartleby, the Scrivener," which you will never see because 1) it's not very good, and 2) I strongly suspect that even one reading of it would reduce the reader to a comatose state, and we just can't have that.

So yeah, first post. I don't really need to type anything more right now, on account of Bartleby is waiting, and I need to get cracking, but I would prefer not to. Heh. That's a textual joke. Only I get it, natch.

Oh well.